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"Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. But we forgive him. We forgive him not because he had a heart as figuratively good as his literal one sucked, or because he knew more about how to hold a cigarette than any nonsmoker in history, or because he got eighteen years when he should’ve gotten more.’
‘Seventeen,’ Gus corrected.
‘I’m assuming you’ve got some time, you interupting bastard.
‘I’m telling you,’ Isaac continued, ‘Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness.
‘But I will say this: When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him.’
I was kind of crying by then."

 John GreenThe Fault in Our Stars (via feellng)

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jokersxlover:

The people at Rooster Teeth were excited to animate women.

The men at the animation studios wore heels to get to learn their characters better.

The animators act out their scenes, no matter the gender, to learn more about how to draw their characters.

If that doesn’t fill you with love for RWBY’s animators. I don’t know what will.

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nolongerbrothers:

Jensen Ackles for Harper’s BAZAAR China

Pics frome Jensen Chinese fanclub.

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j5h:

canaydian:

FUCK science

okay now hold on a second

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truebluemeandyou:

truebluemeandyouHow to Answer the Top 35 Asked Interview Questions. Reblogging one of my most popular posts with clearer images. Go to the link for the highest resolution.

How to Answer the Top 35 Asked Interview Questions from The Undercover Recruiter here. Posted for friends looking for jobs this summer. Unfortunately you may also be asked illegal questions and these are two pretty good articles here and here.

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420calum:

So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

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jenniferlawrencedaily:

New still of Jennifer Lawrence in “Serena”

mygenderislegendary:

ladiesforloveandjustice:

dumblr—feminist:

endlesskng:

straightallies:

grumpyspacetoad:

hashtagthatsreal:

weteevee:

is this how christian couples takes baths together

I don’t understand why it needs the gender colored lighting….

straight people need reassurance at every step in their lives

no homo couple’s bathtub

OKAY.  AGAIN.  I WILL SAY IT AGAIN.

THIS BATH IS BRILLIANT BECAUSE IT LETS YOU FUCKING BATHE TWO PEOPLE WITHOUT HAVING TO COMPROMISE ON TEMPERATURE.

SOME PEOPLE LIKE IT HOT.  SOME LIKE IT COLD.  SOME LIKE TO ALMOST BLISTER AND OTHERS AREN’T COMFORTABLE IF THEY’RE NOT FLIRTING WITH FROST BITE.

AND SOMETIMES THESE PEOPLE ARE A COUPLE AND WANT TO BE ROMANTIC AND BATHE TOGETHER BUT CAN’T STAND THE OTHER’S TEMPERATURE.

SO THEY EITHER COMPROMISE OR THEY GET A TUB THAT LET’S THEM EACH BE COMFORTABLE, AND ALLOWS THEM TO LOOK EACH OTHER IN THE FACE TO BOOT SO THAT THEY CAN ACTUALLY TALK AND SHIT.

AND IT HAS OTHER USES.  GOT KIDS OF DIFFERENT AGES?  NEED THEM BOTH TO BATHE AT THE SAME TIME?  PUT THE OLDER ONE IN THE BACK AND LET ‘EM HAVE ALL THE FUN THEY WANT ON THEIR OWN, AND BATHE THE YOUNGER ONE UP FRONT WHERE YOU CAN HELP WASH THEM.

THIS BATH IS FUCKING GENIUS FOR HOUSES WITH MORE THAN ONE PERSON LIVING IN IT.  AND YOU GET HUNG UP ON A(n admittedly overstereotyped) COLOR CHOICE?!?

Also what law says the woman has to be in the pink one? What says the man can’t get in the pink one? Maybe there are more colors than pink and blue. What the fuck is the big deal with everyone getting pissed off over things they literally never have to buy? STOP IT!

we’ve offended the heteros

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toke-the-smoke:

Date night

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fullmetalnoodlist:

real gamers eat their video games

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quentintarrantino:

I like cards against humanity because it’s offensive and because this is an actual review on their website they chose to publish:

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